My mother is a volcano

Here's something 'funny' that i've encountered.

As u know, i've just started with my tuition with Ariel, my student from last year. I'm teaching her for Sec 1, which is an area that i want to breakthrough too. It's been 2 lessons, and things are quite ok, except for scoping for proper assessment books.

MOE changed the syllabus, and it's hard to find the correct kinda books.

The things that i've studied during my time, doesn't apply 100% for now. So i myself have to read up quite a bit of things.

Anyway, Student asked me to help with her Literature today. On Similes. So, she needed to hand in a literature work where she need to describe her mom.

The heading of her worksheet wrote: My mother is a star.

Guess what she wrote for her heading.








My mother is volcano.

This is her attempt on completing her assignment.
- It feels warm when she start to talk
- She loves wearing red
- She's unpredictable; you won't know when she will erupt.

(-_-)"'


Geez. So 'humorous' huh.

She's really aiming to be the 'Best' Joker of all the students i've taught. Rather, the 最幽默 and most 瞎..... I need to teach her in my winter wear if this goes another level deeper.

I really wonder if she will hand in her work tomorrow as it is.