One was last year. One was yesterday.
Both was in the gym's toilet premises.
If u attend any of the gyms, be it California Fitness, or Planet Fitness or FF or what others, u know that the sauna and the steam bath facilities are located within the toilets.
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Last year, i was 'cooking myself' in the sauna with about 8 other ladies, including a school mate i've met. So entered stupid woman 1.
This stupid woman 1, like the rest of us, are only clad in a white towel and nothing else. She carried a plastic bag which has her bathing stuff. Pretty norm.
Then, something in her bag started ringing (it's obviously a handphone). She opened her plastic bag, picked up the call and started to talk very loudly on the phone. Even with 8 pairs of eyes staring at her, she bantered on loudly, oblivious to our stares and the obviously-irritated looks.
Schoolmate and i thought that it was kinda weird to be talking on the phone in the sauna. And dangerous.
THE BLARDY PHONE WILL EXPLODE in the heat! (that's why some of the ladies left the room)
Schoolmate suddenly stood up and said to her,
"If u wanna talk, can u get out or not?! U are endangering us, by talking here. Ur phone will explode, u know that??"
Then, the lady security guard entered the room and told stupid woman 1 to exit the sauna.
And she did, still on the phone.
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Yesterday, i entered the steambath room, and saw stupid woman 2 sitting on the left side of me. What appalled me was not her fantastic figure (actually i don't even know how she looked like or how fantastic her figure was). What shocked me was her talking on her N95 in the steambath.
N95 OK... Mai siao siao.
Another gal entered the room, took a look at her, and sat at a corner of the room.
A woman entered the room, took a look at her, and sat down.
Stupid woman 2 was talking to someone on the other end, sounding agitated. Her language is something that i couldn't understand, and it seems that the carrying of the tone of words are very very fast - in fact, it sounded jibberish to me, except for some english words (she might be an IT person or someone looking for a job).
Even when the steam came, she was talking and talking and talking. Woman looked at her, in her mind she must be thinking :"wha lau, this stupid gal talk so loudly, as if she owns the steam bath!" She must be feeling pissed, and left the room.
The whole steambath room was engulfed with steam and nothing but steam. But stupid woman 2's voice boomed through it.
At this juncture, a thought just flashed through my mind:
"Wha biang, this siao zha bo, talking on the phone in such a wet environment, wait the phone short-circuit then electrocute everyone in the room". *shudders.
2 mins later, with more agitated jibberish in the background... more thoughts surfaced in the middle of my mind...
"If this woman studied IT, i really wonder. SHE NEVER STUDIED PHYSICS is it??? Water is a conductor of Electricity OK! Did she really pass her exams?!"
1 min later, with some more agitated jibberish in the background... In my mind, more and more thoughts came...
"Wha lau eh, if she wants to get electrocuted, she can go ahead. Don't electrocute the others who don't want that."
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**"I hope the water spoils her expensive N95!" :@
Then, Stupid Woman 2 left the room.
I didn't feel convinced to stay (what if the electrons from the phone stays???) and decided to go and bath.
Once i stepped out, i continue to hear the gibberish from Stupid Woman 2. And as i stepped into a bathing cubicle, i realized that Stupid Woman 2 was opposite me. And yes, still talking on the phone, even best, while bathing.
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Wha Lau eh! Stupid people really do stupid things. Never mind that it's stupid, but worst, they endanger others!
And the best part? While Stupid Woman 2 was yakking so loudly in the steambath, the female security guard was standing outside and talking. Is she deaf or what???
DO NOT STEP INTO THE SAUNA AND STEAMBATH WITH YOUR HANDPHONE. U can, if u wanna kill yourself. Leave the innocent out of your suicide plan!
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